As long as it comes before my Elio I am okay

I’d totally watch a show where you solved auto-related mysteries. Call it Encyclopedia Brown Manual Wagon.

You guys are all missing something much, MUCH more obvious that either didn’t get captured well in the photo or was mostly cropped out for this presentation. Look at what the Santa Fe is carrying in that photo on the roof.

I think execution is a little harsh....

“That’s their generic excuse,” he said. “I could literally care less.”

But these ideas of “Peace of Mind” and “While you’re in there, you may as well replace...” are slippery slopes that are quickly putting me into the poor-house.

Parents need to know about the dangers of the “dyno arm challenge”, the latest in a line of dangerous internet challenges teens are doing in a quest for “likes” online.

This fucking shit right here:

How does the heavier, less powerful car come out on top?

Yeah, I think the owner’s jumping the gun here...will this bring $50k at some point? Definitely! It was a pretty decent sports car that was only available for a short period of time, from a former MASSIVE manufacturer.

I’ve been sitting here, reading replies, and trying to understand this. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far:

On slick surfaces, standard brake bias is actually BAD brake bias. By default, most vehicles are heavily biased towards the front. On slick surfaces, the fronts can’t do anywhere close to as much braking as…

Speaking as a huge Jalopnik fan, the tone of this article is honestly unbecoming of this site. I enjoy a bit of snark, this just comes across as mean-spirited.

This response is so incredibly out of proportion it’s almost as funny as the flamethrower gag itself. But like, in a way that makes me sad about journalism, not in a cheeky way.

You do realize that the same exact thing can be purchased at your local Home Depot for $50, right?

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

Those nondescript Lexus 4 doors exemplify dull - but with a hideous grille to spice it up. :p

Gaaah! <drops drink>

Fuck, I put all my money into Lead-lined refrigerators.... Thought that was gonna be the disaster to avoid!

See this is what happens when you don’t let your car warm up.