4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Dont worry about the stars. That’s just kinja. Looking forward to a great game this weekend. There is nothing better than having your favorite team in one of these games. The emotion and adrenaline when you are invested is the best rush. Enjoy!

“You think that’s bad? Some punk-ass kid has been calling the same bar asking for me, over and over, even though he knows I live nowhere NEAR there.”

— Amanda Hugginkiss

So Amanda Nunes is a myth?

Even before his deadlift video this week, it’s always amazed me that he can even move. An airplane crash that broke his back in the mid-70s, before he became a star and took bumps in the ring for 30 years non-stop, and probably more mileage on his body than any other athlete in history (just his travel schedule and…

Was Musberger thinking that Mixon could offer some kind of instructional workshop on how to punch a woman to achieve the maximum impact? Does he believe that “tears” are the same thing as dealing with four broken bones in one’s face and the resulting trauma?

Yeah, that long, loping semicircle just mesmerized that dude.

He saw that awkwardly galloping QB and passed out when all the blood ran to his penis.

Give the QB credit - that was a heck of a move. Good play call as well.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Weakest ankles ever.

“In my experience, a tight end doesn’t need any fingers to be a great catcher.”

Half the podiatrists in the country just jizzed themselves.

That’s what we get for buying bootlegs.

These men are clothed. Click bait >:(

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

I’m not going to let you site calories as the concern if you’re talking about bacon as your preference. You can say carbs, if you’re one of those Amstel light motherfuckers, but I won’t accept calories.
Besides, you counteract the sleepiness of the carbs by drinking heinous and unhealthy amounts of coffee. Then you…

I have a 4 year old and don’t expect any more children.

Why spend millions when you've got all that Kohls cash?

I own this ON LASERDISK.