Why do you do this to me, Drew? This article has been an unrelenting rollercoaster. First you shit on my undying alignment with the Cowboys(I didn’t start watching intently until 2001, because I was 10 at the time, so curb your Super Bowl Fanboy talk) by considering either the Gnats or Cheesedicks to be the team to…

He is REALLY good at football.

Well, on the bright side, he does display some of the trademark aggression and explosiveness of a young Earl Campbell. I’m sure he’s going to do great in the NFL.

+1 Humility

Stuck around for the punchline. Was not disappointed.

+1 Basic Thuganomics

My local Spec’s sells 12-packs of Rolling Rock cans for $7.50. There is no substitute for that kind of value.

My grandpa always told me, “There’s no reason to buy prime, when you can just cover ground chuck in gravy.”