hey, go back to our government propaganda machine and stop looking at this!

“It’s the duck’s guts!”

Uh, actually, more latinos “switched sides” than any other minority group. So, yeah. IT was PRECISELY the idiot, misinformed, stupid and uneducated minority voters that turned the tide. AKA the “anti-establishment” vote.

Sneak preview of the Jalopnik auto show

that guy looks exactly how i picture most trumpsters

It was a rebadging of the Isuzu Impulse.

Oh, I don’t know, maybe this fun little thing. I bet that no one else has one, because I rarely see it being used on the roads ever. Oh, by the way, this is probably the first time some of you have seen this, but it’s used for turning. It activates the turn signals. Isn’t that fantastic?!

While not really the right car for this guy when you’ve got $70k to spend, anytime I hear sleeper I can’t help but think of the Outback XT. A clean 2008 era model is still a pretty decent looking - in a totally forgettable dad car sort of way.

Volvo S90*

Ford Flex Ecoboost. The anti-CUV. Designed with a ruler and not remotely lozenge shaped. 365hp stock. Three useful rows. I think they’re hilarious and have seriously considered one just for the “Did that blue refrigerator just smoke me off the light?” reaction.

“Used Magnums”

Audi S6, slightly used. Lovely cars and easily tunable to north of 600HP...

That Focus was available as an RS version (215hp, insane insurance premiums similar to an Escort Cosworth), and that is what you should get. Even then, the second generation ST with its Volvo engine is a much, much better overall car.

I mean, come on, the Focus ST this was probably based on has 173hp when it is bone…

Prime example of a normal public road in NZ:

I got snowed in up Cardrona in 2007. Cleared up later in the day but coming down was insane. Can you believe that’s a public road?

I! I am prettier than the WRC driver ripping through New Zealand countryside.

It also seemed that the US never got beyond Johnny Walker and Coca Cola too. A horrible future for Scotch lovers, but hopefully means we don’t have to deal with the trend of ‘craft’ beers.

Oh, you mean the world where Pan Am and Atari still exist?