Sounds like “the wife” needs both a better table and a partner with a better attitude.
I have to be honest - its a damn good thing I didnt see the online sale as I would surely own one right now.
Well, it’s pretty easy to just plop a Coleman 2-burner on the counter when you want to cook. They’re cheap, simple, work very well, and you get your counter space back when you’re not using it.
They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.
$164,000
At least Mercedes said the right thing:
“What’s Something In Your Garage That Might Be A Relationship Red Flag?”
It has to be the new Tesla Roadster. The old guy, Devon Miles, played by none other than Elon himself.
You better starch this pun thread again...
There’s more than a kernel of truth to this warning.
You all gotta stop stalking the comment section writing surprise puns.
Hopefully we can corn-dinate a solution.
Shucks!
Aw, shucks
How many more replies until this joke is just an empty husk?
Oh great, now everyone’s gonna starting popping off.
Ear we go again.
This is corny.