Her scenes with Hailee Steinfeld on Hawkeye were kind of like a rom-com 

When they cut to the wide shot, I said to my wife, “Welcome... to Giraffic Park.”

I’m pretty glad they’re diverging from the game. We had over a decade of the Walking Dead, Army of the Dead, World War Z, etc etc so frankly I’m a little burnt out on heavily-zombie-focused narratives. If I just wanted to see Joel fighting zombies week after week, I’d just play the game.

I also am hoping they diverge…

It wasn’t as different as I thought it would be, aside from the random game stuff where you run into infected or some shit.

This. Ellie didn’t consent, even if she did tell Joel she wanted to see it through earlier. Without full knowledge of what that means (ie: her death), she cannot make an informed choice or give consent. And like you, I wasn’t nearly confident enough in Marlene’s theory of the “cure” to sacrifice a child for it. (Plus,…

Every time Ellie and Joel encounter humanity, there was nothing worth saving. Bill wrote it in his letter. Humanity isn’t worth the sacrifice. But some humans are.

I liked Marlene’s speech at the end, although it’s a bit ironic since she didn’t ask Ellie either what she wanted (although she’s not wrong that Ellie would probably go through with it). Marlene misjudges Joel until the very end, to her doom.

That was some masterful wordless acting from Bella there. Gotta thank GoT for discovering her.

There have been so many moments in this series between Joel and Ellie, in their long road to build trust, even love. But that scene between them:

One of the most beloved of British citizens cut from airing because the program is environmentally aware.  Goddamn.

Meanwhile at...oh, also the BBC...unnamed senior sources say an environmentalism-related episode of David Attenborough’s Wild Isles has been cut from airing, for fear of offending the conservatives.

Let’s slop ‘em up!

Only way to celebrate this news is with some sloppy steaks!

He’s the love child of John Wick and Severus Snape.

It’s been said, but Adam Driver really does look like someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves from memory. That picture is just a stretched out John Wick but with a goatee instead of a patchy beard.

Well, it came from James Cameron, and James Cameron is always happy to sing the praises of James Cameron.

Does this look like Jalopnik to you?

I found a (kind of) plot hole immediately. The Buick Regal the parents are offering in the ad is a Fourth Generation Regal (1997-2005), it’s too old for the Uber vehicle requirements.

lol STFU you dweeb. Switch the genders. Yes, because we’ve never seen a movie where an older man seduces a younger woman. Unheard of in the history of cinema and in real life. Truly a concept that could only exist in our imaginations.

Fuck yeah, dude. I love shirts! If this movie is specifically for people who like shirts, it's bound to be a hit!