I kinda miss the days when recaps had a little more substance and thought to them than just rehashing the beat-by-beat events of the episode we all just watched. I guess it’s an easy way to hit the required word count for these articles though...

Very much this. As a self professed horrorslut and gorehound horror fans are FAR more forgiving than I would argue any genere fan. And to give credit where it is due, we should thank Wan and Blum, more so Blum, for the resurgence of theater released horror movies.

“horror movies have the most unforgiving fandom of them all”

Hmmm...no. Season 6 was clearly running on fumes, but it wasn't soulless, laughless simulacrum like season 4.

Call them whatever. Just don’t call them “late for dinner”, unless you’re serving Brussels sprouts.

oops you just failed your police officer exam

Go ahead and take your star(burns).

I got a MeowMeowBeenz notification for this?

I mean yeah.  This was written and filmed when Stephen Sondheim and Angela Lansbury were alive and Elon got Twitter mere months ago.  Yeah there's parts of Elon in the Bron character but there's also some Zuckerburg with the whole break things attitude, Steve Jobs with screwing over business partners and wearing a…

To build on that, I absolutely loved that the reason Benoit had difficulties cracking the case was that he is bad with stupid stuff and couldn’t fathom that billionaire was actually that stupid.

Which is a great respite from the usual Hollywood neolib cliche of the self-made billionaire wunderkind.

Honestly my favorite part of the movie is that the so called genius billionare was in fact dumb as a sack of rocks.

Calling it Benoit Blanc’s Glass Onion makes it sound like Craig’s character suffers from some sort of fragile testicle syndrome.

At least he didn’t call the first movie “Episode IV”

The clear solution is to make fun of it by calling the next film ‘a Glass Onion mystery’

Yeah, of all the terrible insults these characters have hurled at each other over three seasons, that hit hard.

Ian’s “Shut the fuck up” startled me way more than I care to admit.

He hates the yellow square and how it disrupts the fragile feng shui of the office.

Reservation Dogs is just so, so good. It really sneaks up on you with it’s low key hang out humor and then there you are at the end of the season crying your eyes out. 

Reservation dogs is damn near perfect and it should win more awards