Looking at the cast list for the new one on IMDB last night and realizing that Sam Neill is now older than Attenborough was in the first one was a sobering moment.

‘Alright men, we’re going deep into enemy territory - time to load out! On the one hand, you could take this standard-issue assault rifle. On the other hand, you can carry this laser-pointer of equivalent size plus this vicious ten-foot carnivorous beast that a) you’ll have to drag around in a cage, b) might get…

Leia was present when Tala told Obi Wan how the Path worked and where their base of operations is.

“The old speak (and collect a paycheck)! Theaters are showing a new film, an UNNECESSARY SEQUEL with anvils of nostalgia from DR. ALAN GRANT and vapid charm from WHOEVER CHRIS PRATT IS PLAYING.

velociraptors that can be directed by a laser pointer

Strapping rockets to the dinosaurs has been done:

So even by the Imperium standards, that Inquisitor Stronghold had to have some of the security I have ever seen. Although I did couldn’t stop laughing when I realized that Kenobi had decided to infiltrate an Imperium base... Wearing his desert clothes. Also while I don’t want to give notes, do ear pieces not exist in…

Blackface/Off

They did reveal in the show that Scott Lang has a podcast, so I’m assuming he’s gone over a lot of the stuff he was directly involved with on it. Possibly even interviewed other heroes on it.

I thought it was very charming. Most of my lingering questions relate almost exclusively to AvengerCon. Here are some:

It’s refreshing and empowering to finally see some positive media representation for a people as maligned, mischaracterized and misunderstood as people from New Jersey.

Remember when there was a lot of Very Serious Discourse about how Joker was going to be a horrifically incendiary movie that would inspire a legion of psychopathic incels to go on mayhem sprees, and then it turned out to be a pretty okay flick and nothing happened?

This title sullies the name of the second-best Fall Out Boy record and it will not stand.

Sorta felt like they closed the chapter on Sidney’s story in Scream 4. It was the perfect cap to her story. She’s the original. She’s finally out, and then Scream 5 had her married with kids. Let Sidney be happy.

Eh. Scream has an out because it’s so meta.  They can both make fun of that very situation, and allow it to be believable, because it’s all essentially copycat killings anyways.  Of course each of the copycat loonies would want to take a run THE Sidney Prescott too.

Zahn McClarnon was also great on Reservation Dogs, as a quite different cop than the cynical Matthias on Longmire. The episode about his character and the murderous “deer woman” was the highlight of s1 to me. 

This show did for Kate Bush and this song what the skateboarder drinking the cranberry juice did for Fleetwood Mac and Dreams. If it gets young people to discover good music, I’m good with that.

You know how there’s like, good music, and bad music? She makes the good stuff.

She’s written consistently haunting and beautiful music for nearly fifty years. Stunning voice, talented musician, composer, and dancer.

I feel like everyone would have been fine if they had just listened to Mitch.