“I’m sorry, Mr. Trump, but I’ll have to go get the children’s E-meter.”

Compared to.....what about him that is NOT nauseating?

From CNN Money:

WHY DOES HE HAVE A GASTROENTEROLOGIST??!?!?!?!?

It would only be the “best part” if the media harped on it as much as they did Clinton’s illness.

Don’t forget the kicker: when Dr. Oz asked about his exercise regimen, he apparently said he considers giving campaign speeches sufficient exercise because he waves his arms around.

I would say, as a journalist I’m not prepared to accept any statement at face value that is easily proven with the proper documentation.

I grew up in Mass. When I was 14 my boss told me I was doing a ‘Wicked Pissah’ job. I had to pause to figure out if that was good or bad (it was good) because it sounds terrible.

Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

Exactly this. Well said. This whole “shut up and put the team first” is nonsense, as evidenced by the number of players who walked over to Kaepernick after the anthem and hugged him. They said on the broadcast that it has, in fact, brought the team closer together.

Hell, while Martellus Bennett and Devin McCordy were…

Guys, child slavery is really bad and I could’ve done more to fight against it, but I decided to focus on staying quiet because football.

That story would be so much better if Nirvana had ever played in the Kingdome.

They should make him go to all the home games at the LA Coliseum this year, and not be allowed to leave until the game is over. That would be a punishment.

There is no way they go through that effort. Guaranteed they put his face in a book and forget about it. He can come as go as he pleases so long as he doesn’t get in trouble again. If they catch him being a moron again, they’ll just have grounds to charge him for trespassing or something. There isn’t a chance in hell…

no he cant wear pants for a year.

I remember a story about Kurt Cobain getting kicked out of the Kingdome once and bannded forever because he was drunk. Years later, he actually played the Kingdome and saw his picture posted up under the list of people who have been banned.

::Wicked : New England

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

Mostly those dogs tho.