I miss Deadspin writers who could, y’know........write.

Please fill in Days No. 416-499. You have the photo. Go forth, and give us the closure we’ve always needed. 

500 Days of Kristin was an unfortunate casualty of a deep internet injustice and deserves its full run.

I totally agree with the assessment of the bail system. But, keep in mind who the bail system generally does keep locked up. If the accused had been any other color and if the judge did not have his good white boy goggles on, the motion would never have been granted (or likely, made). The system is awful, the…

Warning Shark

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

My teammates on the high school cross country squad.  If I never see any of them again, I would have no problem with it.  It’s a shitty thing to do, and Katy Perry is a shitty person for doing it.

Katy Perry does. Didn't you read the article?

Not gonna lie, if I saw someone doing this to one of the many Prince murals around, they’d find the can up their ass.

Man. Purposely writing shitty english over social media seems like sooooooo much effort. My brain hurts just trying to read it.

White racists are the ones always talking about “race war”. They live in a fucking fantasy world.

I was going to see about addressing the language aspect. How these girls think that talking like this is a thing baffles me. Sorry suburban white girl, you don’t get to talk that way. The appropriation is ridiculous.

No one here is your teacher. Educate yourself somewhere else.

Their comment is like a racism apologist bingo card. I think I got bingo, like, one paragraph in.

Eat a sack of dicks.

Yeah, everything you said is pretty much wrong.

Wanna be cash me on the ousside girl.  People are so starved for attention. One, how stupid are you to film yourself defacing PUBLIC property. Two, how miserable a fuck are you to deface a mural of someone, you likely didn’t know and probably never listened to?  What? For clicks and likes.  

What is wrong with that girl? Putting aside the mural subject, someone spends time painting a mural — you don’t go defacing it. That’s someone’s work of art. And if it is a mural about someone who has just died, that takes it to a new level of ugly and wrong.

Ashley Wagner should stay ready as an alternate.... from the screenshot above, I think they might all drown.