Bobby, you can do no wrong.

Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

It me rn after reading this.

Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

I wasn’t sure if I should be outraged or not when I read the reference. But now I’m outraged that they made me feel outraged so I can join in with the other outraged comments.

cool. good for them. there are also plenty (dare i say MORE) working adults who are NOT able to save that much.

I guarantee you these are the same people who say “If they say the N-word why can’t we say it?”

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

“Maybe you should just try a teeny tiny bit to not express your thoughts in ways that actively hurt other people?”

For the first time in history, white men have to occasionally, just a tiny bit, think before they speak and be questioned about their words and beliefs. This is the “political correctness” everyone is whining about. How dare people that they’ve always been able to oppress, insult, laugh at, or dismiss demand respect…

EVERY WEEK. SHEETS AND TOWELS AND PILLOWCASES SHOULD BE WASHED EVERY WEEK. OMG WTF EVERY WEEK.

Even I said Ewww, I can’t even, and OMG.

And I’m an Ogre...

YES IT IS TOO DIRTY OH MY GOD

WHAT? WHY? OH MY GOD, STOP DOING THAT.

am p upset rn, not gonna lie

Me too. As far as the HGH, I have a lady friend who became a patient at an anti-aging clinic. She is constantly using botox, hgh, deer antler and other shit because she’s desperate to stay pretty. So, it could definitely be for his wife.

I think one of the best things about that GIF, and also partially why Miller deserved MVP, is seeing Miller just about to lunge at Newton then realize Newton wasn’t going for the ball and he backs off. He recognized that his target was out of the play and pulled back, saving his team a penalty, and making himself look…

perhaps one should consider not watching football.

For real though. He would’ve dove for a loose ball in the fourth quarter of a Super Bowl.