I appreciate Scott, for all of his flaws, because he gets it.

Somewhere out there, Aimee Osbourne is thinking, “Rob, it didn’t have to be this way.”

Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.

I take exception to Winter’s Bone. That’s set in grindingly hungry, filthy, agonizing poverty, not the blue-collar stratum. Some of the characters aspire to be blue-collar; others have simply given up.

I wish SO much I could be a stoner but I can’t function when I’m high on weed and it makes me super negative. Booze works better with me, but it’s so bad for you and contains so many calories. I need a strain of weed that gets you booze high.

Uh, remove the word upper and that’s pretty much my life.

Why is there such a cottage industry around “the Kardashians as feminist” think pieces? It’s weird, and gross, and patently untrue.

So when I opened the page, the way my Chrome is sized, I could only see the forehead up, and I was SO SURE for a second that this was Sean Spicer.

No tears yet, but I’ve got that feeling in my chest that tells me if that trailer had been a teeeny bit longer, I would have been bawling. Which means I’m bringing a whole box of kleenex to the movie theater.

I’ve also always believed that Katie has some very damaging stuff on Tom.

True, also, I always forget this but Nicole was blindsided, Tom divorced her so if anything he was the one who was able to plan ahead. Ego definitely played a role in that rule for sure, I’m just amazed Tom didn’t fight harder for custody or visitation.... I feel like we’re missing a piece of the puzzle.

Fitting that she goes off on privileged assholes who have no idea what her life has been about, considering she was just recently on the other side of the table when Jessica Williams tried to explain her issues with being a black woman in the world.

I was going to say. Maybe Salma’s attitude toward Jessica Willams helped her with her “method” acting for this film. After that whole incident, I have a very skewed view of Ms. Hayek. It’s not a very pleasant one. Also why Hayek? I mean I understand, but I would have preferred it being an unknown.

Yes, and about as subtle as a sledgehammer.

This sounds excruciating.

At this point, what I’m worried about is that he’ll be impeached, resign or stroke out from the amphetamines and I’m beginning to think we need him around through the midterms next year, where the backlash to him is clearly going to create enough of a wave election for us to retake the house. Last night, the…

Defence attorneys have to defend people who are often guilty. I don’t think that amounts to “bad shit.”

No wonder none of her stepkids want anything to do with her. It’s not about being trans, it’s about being such a petty little person that she’d use her memoir to smear a dead man while simultaneously making it all about how jealous said dead man supposedly was of Bruce Jenner.