Re Kim

Speaking of comedy writers, John Oliver describing Sessions as “the unfortunate result of Dobby the House Elf’s one-night stand with a Confederate flag” was gold.

Uncle Benjamin has completely destroyed his legacy... At least as far as I’m concerned. Apparently all his gifts were in his hands, because...

Speaking for white people specifically, we preemptively refuse Dr. Carson in the next racial draft.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

i quit watching black mirror because real life is weirder

I was thinking about this today, and if I were rich, I wouldn’t do any of this stuff. I would have a sleepy life of reading books, swimming, and being very chill. And I want a lighthouse or something.

Dorinda is truly the best addition to this franchise. She may be the MVP of any franchise with how much crazy she brings yet still managing to seem vaguely normal.

On more than one occasion a friend has said something like “OMG, you’ll never guess what happened,” and I’ve responded “Please, don’t let it be about Tom ...” in my huskiest Crackerjacks voice. So, I feel you.

Vice President Mike Pence was not Trump’s first choice. Pence was lied to by former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn, and likely Trump, and is generally the odd man out.

Fictional version of Jack Warner calling fictional version of Bette Davis a cunt is not the same as as an FX employee calling another employee a cunt. It’s also not even close to equivalent to the real life Jabba the Hutt demoting women for not fucking his nasty ass among many other gross actions. I mean what a…

I married a Brit, so am almost completely desensitized to cunt now.

I know I’ll catch shit for this, but Lena has the ugliest fucking tattoos.

Is the fad of white girls referring to black women as “queen” going to end any time soon?

That look when you know the house is more comfortable than the field.

Sure. Just like my grandma is all about equality, she just happens to be totally racist. But its ok because she’s racist against everyone that doesn’t look like her. Not just one group.

You know, he’s just your average sweet, lovable bully!

I mean...yeah. Kids are easy targets too and animals. So if I go out and punch a two-year-old in the face am I going to get a pass, cuz you know, easy target? Excuse me, I’m off to kick some kittens.

He is almost God’s perfect person

So you’ve never seen a light skinned black person before?