“...higher casual sex, this thing that’s available to you in abundance.”

Eh, most of the managers, senior managers and other higher-ups at my work don’t wear any makeup at all, some wear very minimal.

If the tone you were going for in the Kristin Davis section was total asshole, you really nailed it.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

Waiting for someone to explain the snark re: Kristin Davis.

Or the racist history of his Cabinet. Or the fact that Neo Nazis are proclaiming his election as a victory. Or etc etc etc

Cry when a guest uses the n-word...but never, ever challenge the crap that came out of Trump’s mouth during the campaign and flows like a shit faucet today.

While we may not have any hard proof (YET), there is a 0% chance Steve Bannon has never said nigger.

Ladies and gents, your de facto First Lady.

Impeachment = President Pence.

People on here basically have a stick up their ass about comedy when it doesn’t fit perfectly within their worldview. Dave’s monologue was amazing and hilarious. It might not have been delivered in a nice SJW approved way, but it was overwhelmingly forward thinking and Pro Black. End of the day he’s still a guy…

That was literally what I thought the headline meant with that image. I was so disappointed.

Well at least it wasn’t just me.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

Wait what about any of this is rational?

Hard to see Kanye’s anti-wokeness as anything less than desparate bid for attention from a man whose wife is probably more in/famous than he is (please let the newest remake of A Star Is Born be about Kim and Kanye, please and thanks, @God) but I don’t know!!!

Kanye is Kanyeing harder than Kanye has ever Kanyed before

As a mother of a child on the spectrum, can you please dismiss any comments mocking Trump for having an autistic child? I hate Trump with a fiery passion, but that shit is off limits.

“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

I think this is super exploitative of Dr. Phil, but it’s exactly the kind of thing I expect from him.