Awwww as someone who was once a little girl who was good at sports and called a bull dyke this really makes me feel nostalgic for the weird microtraumas of my youth. <3

ABC, you pack of stupid twats. Don’t insult this woman by asking for neurological/memory tests.... UNLESS you’re also going to demand an entire of psychiatric examinations for Trump. Because I’ll eat somebody’s shorts if he doesn’t have a pack of personality disorders sloshing around in that barrel of brawling…

let’s call it on purpose, here’s the synopsis:

Both Aniston and Pitt have said their marriage was essentially over when he met Angelina. No, they weren’t divorced, but they were going to be whether he had met someone else or not. Aniston has always been clear that no one interfered or “stole” him away. That doesn’t sell magazines, though.

I had multiple people here say that to me yesterday... as if it were somehow all on her for that and he just couldn’t possibly have kept it in his pants because penises have to fly free or something.

Let the circus begin. No matter what happens people will still find a way of blaming Angelina . They still hate her for ‘splitting up a marriage’ and Brad came out of that unscathed even though he’s a grown man who can be held accountable for his own decisions. Christ I’m now ranting.

Needs more of the Sheriff from Stranger Things.

Loved Don Cheadle’s line about Trump: “a racist, abusive coward who could permanently damage the fabric of our society” 

Depends who you ask. My husband may put her at OMG status. But she does have an Oscar, huge filmography and is a UN ambassador, so...

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, two talented B-listers who successfully conned the world into thinking they’re A-listers.

That’s ridiculous that the reporter would question Clooney about them at the UN for God’s sake.

When life gives you a lemon-faced mother in law, Bravo will —at the very least—make her look completely vile on national television.

I don’t know y’all, rehashing this boring interview feels unnecessary and pretty mean-spirited

Oh, it has.

Not saying they didn’t have issues, but sometimes when a relationship breaks down irrevocably it can happen really fucking quickly.

I don’t think he’s the Corey Haim guy both based on his age and the fact that she’s not seeking sole custody. But I am upset about this. This is like Rita and Tom all over again. Dennis and Meg. Susan and Tim. Brad and Jen. A circle, now complete.

He seems a little young given the timeframe. Also, her request to allow visitation would be odd if she uncovered his dealings in a pedophilia scandal.

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This bums me out, not gonna lie :(

This is not the time for this. This was the same sick argument used when Liang killed Akai Gurley in New York, why are we pressing charges against the Asian cop when black people get killed by white cops all the time with no consequence. This argument makes me sick, at the end of the day, claiming that women should…