There used to be a rumor at UMass - Amherst that he bought us lobsters every Halloween but it turns out it was just local fisherman being dope.

Brooks is totes faking and Vicki knows. I’m kind of excited about the reunion. I hope they nail her ass to the wall.

I think he’s faking, too. And if he is he’s a real piece of shit.

No, it isn’t fair. Addiction isn’t anyone’s fault; it’s a disease. To blame Khloe and her family is ignorant. And Lamar signs off on the content of the show if it involves him. He gets paid for it. He’s no victim there.

It’s kinda like, I just know that women make rash decisions emotionally – they make very permanent, cemented decisions – and then later, it’s kind of like it didn’t happen, or they didn’t mean for it to happen

I have some excellent friends with a small child and they have coached us all to cheer when she has one of those small child mini disasters - that way she doesn’t freak out. If she does start crying they know she genuinely hurt herself and respond appropriately, but they try to limit the overreacting new parent thing.

I honestly don’t get who gives a shit about Black Chyna and Amber Rose to even watch them

Oh, my god, the white people who try to out-ethnic each other with their food choices.

The song can stand up to a lot of remaking and rearranging, but Azalea and Cyrus should not have any part of it.

Is Rita Ora tryna position herself as the Christina of the bunch?

That cover - well, reimagining, really - was the best thing to come out of a terrible, inexplicably overrated movie, but the original is of course the ultimate. It’s SO GOOD.

Somehow this feels thematic.

Are you taking Plaquenil? Twinsies if you are.

It is not. People are effing crazy sometimes.

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

Excuse me: the new House Speaker is clearly A Gestating Fetus With A Gun

Congratulations to new House Speaker A Gestating Fetus

I don’t know, lupus and other autoimmune diseases are often invisible. I have RA and to the casual observer I seem fine. Other people with RA are in wheelchairs. I go out shopping, go to the beach, get my hair done...and then I’m paying for it by being unable to move the rest of the day. But no one sees that part.

How long before this is turned into a movie starring Chris Hemsworth, Chaning Tatum, and Zac Efron as the inmates with Leonardo DiCaprio as their coach?

as well as giving workers the right to compare salaries with co-workers without fear of employer retaliation.