I have never, ever understood people upset by porn/masturbation. Unless it’s like, illegal yucky porn or at an addiction level where it’s actually taking too much time out of one’s day, why care?

I disagree, I think it makes a lot of sense in terms of the narrative they’re outlining here. The actual ‘girlfriend’ is roughly the same age as him, so when he’s leching after the much younger Lorde it only highlights his creepiness. The other response to me said “very Hard Candy” and I agree.

Oh Cool Pope. Don’t be all, like, uncool.

Either she’s lying or Cool Pope’s an asshole.

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

Okay, Rep Gowdy, she totally said the opposite of what she said.

Hey, Trey. You’re an asshole. Get it. Get it.

Off topic but:

This is entirely too inside baseball, but short term continuing resolutions are a fucking horrible way to keep the government running.

I kinda like some of the BHLDN ones, though. Some of those same dresses also pop up when you filter by “bridesmaid dresses” and “reception dresses.” I think, on BHLDN’s website, searches for anything other than “bride” just show all the non-white dreesses. Hence the young models.

A good friend knows whether it’s time to lie or time to tell the truth.

Porsche is roughly my age (31) so that’s no excuse. But, then again, she did think the Underground Railroad was an actual train.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.

This quiz is very accurate.

Do not get the hate for male dancers. Have people seen male ballet dancers? Solid, glorious muscle. Those guy are strong.

Exactly. Kinda like how we were all “W is so bad, it can’t get any worse” and then DONALD TRUMP became the Republican presidential forerunner. Anyone that EVER thinks the Republicans can’t get any worse are impressively naive.

My brother, 5 or 6 at the time, threatened to kick me in the “wiener” when he was mad at me. I said “girls don’t have wieners!” and he said “yes they do! little ones!”

Agreed. Thought it was great episode.

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