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Am I the only one who only knows Rita Ora for her style/ red-carpet appearances and know fuck nothing about her music?

“Swearing or sex scenes don’t excite me because they don’t have emotional content.”

Which I’m totally ok with! No one is interested in happily married people. Awkward dates make for MUCH better television.

Re: the illustration - the look on his face is so precious gaaaaah

Hooooooooooooooolyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

This is the most glorious explanation of being a mixed feminist i’ve ever seen.

You know I love you, but I will fight you if you ever cast aspersions on ANYTHING done by HRH Gabourey Sidibe ever again.

The whole point of the protest being aimed at white progressives at this point is to point out that white people aren’t entitled to ANYTHING from black people. Why is it so fucking difficult for white people to understand how condescending it is to think their ostensibly progressive politics inures them from issues of

I’m not a millennial but Jesus, the bigger cunts are their parents. Leave Millenials alone. And this age old tradition of bashing today’s youth is so boring.

Let me tell you that I was truly TERRIFIED at the fact that it was not, in fact, the devil and it was two totally normal-seeming people who actually set the whole thing up. I didn’t end up figuring it out so it kinda freaked me out thinking it was this other-worldly thing happening but once the reveal came, I was

I didn’t even see boobs, I just saw the most incredible bathroom counter that I fucking covet. It’s like crystal and glows from within? It looks like it’s from the Stevie Nicks White Witch collection for Kohler.

Indian wedding attire is SO AMAZING. My sister-in-law recently married an Indian-American guy, and we had a whole weekend of American/Christian-style and Hindu-style festivities. I got to wear a gorgeous sari, and it was both surprisingly comfortable and stunningly beautiful. Oh, and so much fun, sparkly costume

he simply wants to thank his wife for being a good mother

I still have quite a few baby teeth. My back molars on each side (top and bottom) are all baby teeth. I’m in my 30s. I mean, I rarely think about it. I certainly don’t use it to construct some kind of weird quirky persona for myself. It’s just kind of like “hey! fun fact about me!”

I legit forgot they were even still married. Has anyone seen her lately? Are we sure she’s still alive?

I would totally go. And shove everything that wasn’t nailed down into my oversized bag! Then take selfies with everything in gold gilt!

Better rapper than Iggy

I actually would think it’d be fun! At least you know there’ll be an open bar with expensive bubbly.

That fact that Iggy has millions is a joke on all of us.

My kids had them until three and it didn’t stop them from talking my ear off. They’re outside right now and the yammering is nonstop. Prediction: Harper will live. But if the Beckhams are looking for an effective removal method one day...