God I love Thomas’s opinions. He’s that guy who is 100% proof-positive that he’s the smartest guy in the room but keeps mispronouncing the SAT words he peppers into his speech. It’s amazing when he wakes up long enough to show his ass from the bench.

Imma bring this out again.

Do they release applicant demographics?

I love that Alito is so mad he refused to even join in any of the other dissents. Sweet, sweet Alito tears are the most delicious of them all!

Nah, you’ve heard what the Right’s been saying all along. It’s now mandatory. All straight marriages are hereby voided, and everyone has 60 days to find a person of the same sex to marry. The Gay Agenda is at last complete!

Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

The phrase “vaginal crease" is more awkward than that cake will ever be.

oh god, I didn’t look closely and totally thought that the one on the far right was 92 y.o.

I’m all for pulling the flag down, and pulling sales of those stupid ass confederate belt buckles. But this, now this is just fucking retarded. The Civil War was a true historical event, so a game recounting that has nothing to do with anything happening today. It’s the same shit with all the other World War II…

Jaden, pls give me your drug dealer’s number.

Megan is stunningly talented. Putting her as McPhee’s second fiddle was reasons 101 that show never worked. That being said, I loved the shit out of it. Angelica Huston singing September Song made me so, so happy.

In fairness to Bernie Sanders, I think he’s not only firmly on record as disliking the Confederate flag but I think he also once kicked Jefferson Davis in the shins.

We all agree the flag should be removed, but it’s funny to see how the politicians are scrambling to act like they’ve always been petitioning for this cause.

My squeal of excitement was so high my dog came running.