Great story.

If these questions and responses were with a regular person they would be called out, in no uncertain terms, for their idiocy and hypocrisy. Everyone knows he would walk out if pressed too hard because he’s an egomaniac who doesn’t understand the words ‘integrity’ or ‘accountability’.

No Bavarian Smoked, no Cumin Maasdam, this has to be a ruse intended to cause furious outcry. Especially when he includes whiz, Chuck E and ‘goat’.

Yeah, same in the UK. The plate has to be clean. For me this has even evolved in to a quest for the perfect last bite to finish the meal. It’s ridiculous.

Swimming (which I love) is a hard pass for me but seriously that dread scenario you described should not be the reason you don’t go to a gym and I imagine is extremely rare. There are some real macho gyms but they’re easy to avoid.

That is exactly what I’m after. Thanks muchly.

I get you but the issue could have been minimised if the designers were actually good to look at.

I really want this as Zelda is pretty much the only reason for me to want a Switch. That said I don’t like the design of the protagonist. The rest looks lovely.

Sorry, when I want cheese I usually just buy nice, tasty cheese. But yeah, that makes sense.

Not sure I can fuck with mozzarella on it’s own. It’s just too flavourless and there’s too many better alternatives.

But I drink organic wine dear Kate. It’s made from real fruit and don’t you dare try and take it away from me.

If you fold a slice of bread is that a hotdog or a sandwich?

Same with me but broccolini and courgette (zucchini if you’re not in to the whole brevity thing).

That’s my shit bro/sis, and with most veggies/fish/chicken really.

I’ll have seared/burnt broccolini over standard broccoli every time.

Off topic: I want tofu in my life but I just don’t get it. And when I try to cook with it I’m always disappointed.

This is a story of a man being manly, Jezebel isn’t qualified to comment and won’t understand the maleness they’re witnessing.

It’s true but it’s not like the far-left are known for their compromising nature either.

Agreed but it’s going to be a trial by media snark with Splinter leading the inquisition. 

He’s greedy but must know his every move is going to be scrutinised. Then again, he’s the teflon Don, nothing sticks.