@Pope John Peeps II: That's why I partake not in the googling, not the wikiquoting, nor the binging, of any joke, rendered in text on the internet.

@Everyone loves Vitto: That was a great segue into an unrelated rant. I like how you remembered to come back to a relevant point in the end, though.

@ian.nai: I had M&Ms for breakfast yesterday, and then I promptly fell asleep on the bus a few hours later.

@JakeMG: Waxing Pedantic: A brief news report can be found here:

@Schm1tty: The baby survived, unharmed but for a scratch. That part of the video could have used some text explaining that.

@Rontourage: Facebooks blunders are all purposefully built into the application.

@♥♦ Goopplesoft ♣♠: It's because Damian was scorned by an editor before, so now he insists that they do everything in their power to never have to work with editors again.

@crimsoneye: Wouldn't you want to try stopping someone who needlessly claims they can't be stopped?

@jepzilla: I was making humour. But it was purposefully gimped humour, I could unlock the full potential of the joke for you for only 5$ more.

@jepzilla: So what you're saying is, homeopathy is just a clever analogy of this practice. I could sell you this medicine, or I could sell you this medicine diluted down to nothing, for less! Or how about more? Yeah, more works better for me.

@thegreatpablo: Then what if you've got a rainbow behind you, or worse - a double rainbow?

@tedknaz: "Holiday gift means that it generally doesn't get played anymore"

@rxe7en: But they especially hate tiles, bits of chairs, and pillars.

@tomsomething: title safe/action safe. TMYK.

@eternalcthulhu: Not unless you want to summon Gozer the Gozarian in your fridge.

@kerry: It's true everywhere, and no filters known to man will do the job.

@Black Knight Rebel: Of course blu rays being indestructible doesn't help you find your copy of Red Dead Redemption after you were playing Katamari Damacy before you were playing - oh, what was it, Resident Evil? And which case did I put that new Final Fantasy game into? I give up.

@aceofcakes: They call that Robocop style.

@YourStarDoesNotMakeYouRight: "Anything Apple makes is instantly marketable to that crowd."

I rate Gizmodo's ability to assign arbitrary numbers to things an 8.