@Michael: I'd say that event would make for an even more excellent conversation piece, provided anyone survives.

@Rontourage: Once the batteries are charged, take them out and put them somewhere, a drawer for instance. There, now you only need one charger.

@robotkiller: I used to have it set up that way, then it just got frustrating having to sift through all the crap posts just to find the worthwhile ones.

@♫ Realityism ♪♫: Or perhaps he just has a thick japanese accent...

@Chromeo's name has nothing to do with the band Chromeo: That's one of the lesser-used memes from what I've seen. Frankly I'm surprised such an old Simpsons quote and the underwear gnomes profit thing are still being used...

@walkejos: Do you live in a poor signal area or something? Do you hate cases?

@iMattv4: Scratch that, reverse it.

@blehbleh13: [www.youtube.com]

@esteorivepot: Sensationalized reporting in my media? Madness.

@xeebot: That's the first thing you've said that has had any relevance to what's been said before you. Congratulations! You have overcome your disability.

@xeebot: I'm very sorry for your disability, I didn't know.

@badasscat: To be fair, I'm not from the states so I don't have to deal with poor wireless coverage.

@xeebot: Zing! That also makes no sense.

@xeebot: Fecalbook? I think we can do better than this, because that was terrible.

@ExtraDas: that's why my razor has five blades. any less and it just wouldn't cut any hair.

@reuthermonkey: You're absolutely right. Bringing a portable computer into places that cater to people with portable computers is the epitome of douchebaggery.

Here I fixed it.

@HackBerry: Have you read any articles on Gizmodo in, like, the past month? I don't think your head could be any farther up your own ass if you tried...

@velvetwoodstock: *rimshot*

@MacTodd: This kind of topical humour never gets tiring.