The only way to kill it is with Head and Shoulders shampoo.

@se7a7n7: All they need to do is shield the cockpit in a layer of fiber optic wires, refracting all incoming laser attacks away. Nothing could go wrong.

@sharmanova: We have the same stuff here in Canada. I recently flew from Ottawa to Toronto and was given these same two wonderful choices: step in the machine, or submit to a thorough pat down.

@Moonshadow Kati: I see what you did there.

@capyanno: Sure, here's the debate as far as I can tell: Local News Bullshit Sparks National Debate

@Edix: You can write 'fuck' in a comment.

@mangonights: I think BK king sizes their shit.

@capyanno: Not only that... but this was the third time they aired a report on the story in two days.

@Midnight_Tengen: ZSNES game

@Saboth: There's a support underneath the water. I don't know why that video was included when it actually is "visual trickery".

@Taggart451: HEY GIZ!

@MikeSWelch: The headline and opening sentence are just very misleading, leaving out the word "professional". Mostly, this has never happened before because there is a ban preventing it from happening...

@Weakskills: You mad?

@jll3: It's impregnable! It can not be pregnated!

@wanderingrabbi: This technology already exists. This is just an automated version of something a human could already do much more precisely.

@Settings: I'm sure you've never heard of 'photoshopping', 'shops', or 'photoshopped' in reference to digital image manipulation either.

I like the tracking marks on the phone in the last shot of the second video, and the jittery tracking on the phone in the first video. These commercials aren't done, right...?

@MagicTrackpad: Bungee jumping in space is better due to the addition of rocketpacks.

@Pope John Peeps II: Yes, I know, I was just filling you in before more people started ranting at someone who wasn't really asking for it.

@Dezerus Richardson: No, the game will be released in the past. The cyborgs have their orders.