Probably scared that Florida ISIS is going to drive up a bomb truck and blow Mikey to shit, or something equally paranoid?

Fuck off, it’s unnecessary play acting. You know why Secret Service doesn’t wear all that shit? No, you obviously don’t. I guarantee you they’re more professional than these Barney Fife Buttfuckers.

Because it gives them a tactical boner.

Sgt Matt Patten, Deerfield Beach, FL.
Save you the trouble.

QED

Counterpoint: fuck misogynists.

I don’t know why they are complaining....it’s as close to a women that they are going to get.

You sure sound like a whiny little bitch.

“dismiss their grievances”

Nothing you’ve said reflects any need to reply with substance. Just go back to RP’ing your female-less games where no one has to pay you any mind.

“fancy buzzwords”

Lol pretty sure you ARE a soft pathetic excuse of a human. Intimidated by anything to do with females and needing to bristle at the thought of “SJW’s”, like they’re out to take away whatever little masculinity you have left residing in your inverted prick.

You are king of the losers, congratulations.

Let me guess, the Nazis also had some good points? You have nothing. You are garbage. You are mad because we are getting rid of you and your kind.

I want you to listen and listen clearly. We will not finish until you are all gone! Goodbye forever you toxic little wimps!

Being bothered by video games depicting women in positions of power, by definition, makes you a “soft pathetic excuse of a human being”.

Get Woke, Go Broke.

Look you limp dick turd of a human, everybody’s ignoring your dumbass reasons because they’re dumb. What are you doing...RP’ing a strategy game? Really getting into the period and shit? No? It’s a game? Getting worked up because there’s a chance of generating female generals? Oh fuck...feminazi’s coming after you!

The thing that gets me is these are the same people who call US too easily offended and triggered.

Oh thank god that Dictionary Guy is here to save the day. 

These guys are being emasculated by shapely polygons because they have authority inside a videogame. But yeah, feminism is why guys can’t get laid today.

Fragile masculinity strikes again. It’s reassuring though that they tend to overlap with incels, and thus a higher than average chance they’ll never produce offspring.