Umm... That’s blinker fluid.

As somebody that exclusively buys high-mileage BMW’s with zero service records (because I’m cheap and can’t afford nice enthusiast-owned cars), here’s what I do immediately after buying a car:

Fuck that and fuck Home Depot too. I’ll never spend another dime there. 

Looks like I am going to Lowe’s this weekend to stock up for my electrical project...

Hey honey, I bet I can build this oil pipeline over an Indian Reservation and somehow paint the protesters as the bad guys! Watch this!

That’s 91 kilos, let’s at least be professionals and use the metric system here people.

I flew on a BOS->JFK flight earlier this year that only had 21 passengers total (on a 160 seat 737-800). Seemed like it had to be mainly intended as a repositioning flight or something. First time I had been on a mainline airliner where they actually had to worry about where people were sitting for weight and balance…

LOL! If this doesn’t win COTD I’m gonna start a mutiny

COTD

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

6) Convertible Top Down + Windows Up = You look like a total TOOL. (It doesn’t matter what explanation/rationale you try to use to justify it.)

That’s all well and good, but does it baby?

It’s the Google Home’s startup sound.

Maybe it was the Ghost of Vaccines Past

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

I would have assumed that the inverse of Lolita would have been where the child herself would be the predator, which Kubrick’s Lolita itself has some hints of unless I misread it.

“The inverse of Lolita” is such a strange, gravid phrase that it makes me furrow my brow in the real world. I am furrowing my brow rn.

I shouldn’t have lied about your needs that way.

Do you even GO to this school...?