Don’t worry. Once that Nigerian bank releases his funds, Kavanaugh will clear up everything.

Yeah his fucking bros just all decided to pay him back at once. That’s totally believable. 

God bless you. This post made me laugh out loud, and with the way this week has been (and EVERY FUCKING WEEK SINCE THAT SHIT STAIN TOOK OFFICE), it was a nice break.

Damn YOU! I can’t unsee!!!!

Also I did laugh and think you deserve the COTD

I want to buy it and name it “Admiral Ackcar”. But I know it’s a trap.

I’m aware.

thor is the god of thunder.

Nuh. Badass, not kickass.

It’s weather in swedish.

Well, it’s not spelled that way, so that’s a hit against it. The font used in the video would also seem to point towards the Star Wars character.

Only if you use a gluten-free localvore artisanal soy blade

American Express already made one. It is the Centurian card.

gross, I’d have to make my servants handle it and that means keeping one in the trunk for when I get there and all that weight would mess with the handling. Ugh, what a total mess. I’m going to pay someone to write them a strongly worded letter. 

Bullshit! When we tested that DB11 I was super sad it had this dumb ordinary plastic fob! I want my expensive crystal, and you’re waging class warfare against me if you feel otherwise!

The new Michigan Avenue bridge is really long.

Customers claimed all 20 of the all-new Volvo S60 T8 Polestar Engineered luxury sedans slated for the American market using Volvo Cars’ Care by Volvo app and their credit cards to place $500 deposits.

I’m tempted to say Italy, because of the shape and direction on the map, but I think Italy is more of an inbreed country than most

If you want to stay at the race track, welp: RV time. Easy place to change clothes and take a whiz. Mostly comfortable. Beats the crap out of a tent if there’s meh weather.

Transit motorhomes have been around for pretty much as long as the transit;

“...and they look so awesome”