I would like to personally apologize for forgetting the rule that you’re only allowed to like one action movie in your lifetime.

“Let me fuck with these Black folks for no reason .”

A car that just oozes cool.

I’m in the U.K. so forgive me for asking what this bit means:

“Art doesn’t form to normal value convention.”

If 300 years from now, this thing will be celebrated and put in museums all over the world instead of being forgotten in a sea of similar super/hypercars, I will take back everything I said.

It’s priced in MUPU’s, Money Units Per Uglies

With all due respect to Horacio, but unless he is planning of giving 17 Millions to charity for every car sold, that price is just some wack bullshit. The car doesnt justify that outrageous amount of money at all. Its got no fancy mindblowing tech, it will be easily outpaced by the new class of hypercars, it is not…

Why is it so ugly?

Canada?

Oh, stop being so unreasonable!  /s

Empathy is a foreign word to them with no translation available.

And I don’t want my grandkids growing up in a theocratic totalitarian corporate fascist dystopian industrial wasteland police state. So... where do we go from here?

She comes from a privileged upbringing, has never had to worry about her financial future, healthcare costs, what kind of schools her kids would go to, and on and on and on. To talk about how horrible it would be for others to get the smallest taste of that kind of security is is disgusting. Meghan is the worst, whites…

Peanut butter...?

Some places still have those great hardware stores. I recommend Virgil’s Hardware in Glendale CA. Of course that’s not available for everyone, but if you’re in the LA megalopolis it’s well worth the drive.

Step# .05: Build time machine. Go back 30 years to find actual hardware store.

In related news, the new Ikea app automatically identifies which parts will be left over when you’re done.

That was me. I moved it. If you ever used the ouija board with me, I was jerking the oracle around slowly from letter to letter because your slumber party was annoying and that game was boring and I liked watching you freak out.