You know, I may have been inclined to agree with you. Until The elections finished and Supreme Overlord Trump won, essentially halting the technological revolution.

Didn’t you take the SAT? When it doubt, your first guess is more likely to be correct.

I can’t believe that of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

It better come with that VCR whir sound.

Oh, shoot!! Now I’ll need a DVR that looks like a Beta VCR!! :(

Thanks for the perspective.

I want to die. All my miserable friends want to die. Let’s all take a suicide pact and drown in wine y’all.

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking…

I am part German, and for as long as I can remember, Americans have asked me how on earth Hitler could have been elected in such an advanced and wealthy nation. Perhaps they will no longer have to ask.

I feel so sick.

I was so not prepared for this. Not even remotely ready. You know where my head was at four hours ago? I was on cloud nine about going on alt-right Twitter and witnessing the meltdown with their conspiracy theories and blaming the Jews. Now this is real. I can’t stomach this shit.

I’m calling in sick tomorrow so I can drink myself into oblivion tonight.

I haven’t cried in years...I’m honestly on the verge of crying. My mom is calling and freaking out. My roommate has gone comatose. I don’t know what the fuck to do.

I hate when you click on the little magnifying glass/plus sign, and the image is the same size. :(

Automakers: “We have better technology! Let’s make lightweight, safe, efficient fun to drive cars!”

Congratulations, Mr. Andy Sheehan, Streetside Stig, on COTD! My award to you is a CRX which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she can drive in those strappy shoes.

How long until IKEA sells this ?

Well this flat pack LED chanelier sounds like a great buy for over $400 and-

Its very difficult, but Tesla has shown it can be done.

People who hated XJ220 when it debuted can go and fork themselves. The car is a legend and looked better than most supercars of that era. Hell, it still looks better than most modern supercars.