Is it actually Coke, or is it another kind of soda? Because I know Texans call any kind of soda a Coke -_-

...but, why?

This video would have been greatly improved if the trunk was filled with 12,000 Mentos.

this is good Puffalump

So, what is a Swarovski “crystal” anyway? I mean they’re rhinestones, right? That someone is trying to brand as NOT tacky as shit? Basically, the Trump Towers of Jewelry?

Can I reply to you with a “they’re called Native Americans”?

Also, don’t reply to me with trolly things like saying American Indians massacred tons of people.

Tom, now I’m taking personal offense to your posts. I hereby challenge you to a dual! Step outside, mister!

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

Newt was proud of this! He tweeted about it! We live in an upside down world.

Knowing there is a 70 year-old out there driving a 911 how it should be driven makes me happy.

Tyler, as a fellow 996 owner I can’t begin to tell you how much pride I have for Apollo 911. We have had our 2003 since 2008 and have babied it constantly. At the 30K service, I did the IMS bearing thing and now have complete confidence in my car, “Heimweh”. I only hope that I can live long enough to see even half…

They could book the band for their wedding.

Even if she hyphenates she’ll still be the most Awesome-Hernandez around.

Please tell me they use that photo for their announcements and stuff. With no explanation. Just that photo.

Their marriage is going to be so blessed and not just because they’ll be Mr and Mrs Awesome. If only he were Captain of something. That would have made this story even more awesome.

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

Everybody’s in the wrong but the Orange Clown.

Of course he’s going to sue them. That’s what he does to anyone who speaks up about his behavior. Contractor makes inquiry about late payment? Don’t pay them! Just threaten a lawsuit. Shuts them right up.