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OMG I just had msnbc on and Mike Pence was speaking - all I heard was “Everyone has a different style, and frankly on both sides of the aisle..” and I had to turn it off before I threw something at the screen and ruined an expensive tv. No, it is not BOTH FUCKING SIDES OF THE AISLE YOU TRUMP ASSHOLE LICKING ASSWIPE.

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Do you think she’ll float?

Haven’t we polluted our oceans enough?

Don’t throw your trash into the sea.

Long live the Chesterfield. Oh, Canadaaaaa!

The constitution is just like the bible.

Where I come from grandmothers don’t have couches. They have sofas. Or davenports. Occasionally a settee. Never a couch.

Ya, 10 minutes is a bit hypebole but honestly, at this point, a standard rifle platoon with a squad automatic weapon could likely take on the bulk an 18th century army on their own. 

I mean, fuck if you want to get in the weeds with me, the entire concept of bearing arms during the time the constitution was written was in relation to military participation.

To “bear arms” has a strictly military meaning at the time and our famed “orignalist” Fuck face Scalia disregards that in his opinions.

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the deadliest attack on the Jewish community in the history of the United States

Nutjobs NEVER give up a grudge. Besides, Moore just put out a movie this year, he’s still around. Reichwingers definitely still have him on their radar.

As long as you have two outside mirrors, you don’t need windows. Otherwise panel vans would be illegal.

Yeah, a lot of locals are posting their civilian snapshots that they’ve taken of this guy’s van— immediately burying the “it’s a setup, the Deep State just decorated this van yesterday to use as a prop” theory. xD

Haaaaaaa

can someone explain to me how a driver would navigate with the front passenger-side window covered in stickers?  I hope Jalopnik picks up this story.

Unfriend and block them. They are not your friends. If they support trump, then they are ignorant racist assholes.

That’s rolling probable cause.

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.