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I just saw our Doris on Morning Schmoe... It was a terrific panel, actually, Mika was fired up and demanding the insights, and Doris had grim but clear thoughts on the direction of our democracy & the Saudi mess. She is a goddamn national treasure, I hope she’s still got that book left in her.

Kamala Harris? Tammy Duckworth?

It was a fucking miracle that Obama carried Biden into the VP slot. No reason to believe old Joe will do better on his own in the future than he has in the past. Biden wasn’t what the Democrats wanted even when they were looking for a centrist.

The last, absolute LAST thing that I want is to sit through a year of campaigning between two elderly men hurling grade-school insults at each other. Many undecided voters see Democrats and Republicans as two sides of the same coin already. Saddling the party to an old white man who is the definition of Washington

Errors.

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“Jared Kushner, Mr. Trump’s son-in-law and Middle East adviser...”

I have the same vision, except in mine they shit their own pants and then yell “LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!”

By all rights and measures, Jared Kushner should be a fucking nobody.

that header pic reminds me of.....

Whenever Trump blames the Democrats for something, I always have the same thought. I have this vision of a random guy breaking into my home, taking a dump on the kitchen table, then yelling at me because there’s a big pile of shit on my kitchen table and it’s somehow my fault.

I think Jimmy Carter would have done something - and gotten dragged by his own party for it.

“There was a fire on board Melania’s plane today.”

I just knew he would refer to the women he works with as the “girls.” Do you remember a time when being proven right about something would bring some kind of positive feeling? Now it’s always like that time you were totally right when you said “I think there’s something wrong with the cat.”

Really, Eric Trump. The girls on the floor? What is this, 1960?

There was a fire on board Melania’s plane today

people remember things

“Ted Cruz has done so much for Texas, including massive cuts in taxes and regulations - which has brought Texas to the best jobs numbers in the history of the state. He watches carefully over your 2nd Amendment. O’Rourke would blow it all! Ted has long had my Strong Endorsement!”

He.....he does realize that people

awesome girls

Team Mario demands justice for the slander of Toad! Representing Counsel in back, questioning life choices and if their might be treats soon.