“I’m sorry to do this, but remember Former Texas Rep. Blake Farenthold? Alleged sexual harasser, lover of onesies?”

The White House was reportedly “caught off guard” by this news, if you can imagine

The Code 45* team is not alone in recognizing the president’s penchant for “protesting too much.” That is, the more he screams his innocence about something, the more we know he’s def guilty of it. Every time he screams “NO COLLUSION!!” we’re more certain than ever that there was “ALL KINDS OF COLLUSION! SO MUCH…

hahaha Kim Un is Un-inviting Trump...

“North Korea has suspended talks with South Korea and “warned” the United States... The White House was reportedly “caught off guard” by this news, if you can imagine”

While Iowa has shifted further and further Republican over the years, their Attorney General (Tom Miller) is a popular Democrat holdover who’s held his office for 23 years. (And a good thing he has).

Look, I get that Warner has plenty of constituents that are actual and former CIA and other intelligence community employees and he doesn’t want to be seen as shitting on their little club.

This is Mother once they got home from that event:

Melania however seems...thrilled?

Mother does not approve.

Here’s your semi-regular reminder that Evangelicals believe the expansion of Israel’s boundaries is important because it will trigger the end times.

Concern over my family embarrassing me is the only reason I never married into royalty.

Ugh. Meghan’s family (except her mom) seem like the WORST. She must be wishing they would all just go away and be quiet. Like, I have some shady relatives but they’re relatively harmless and thankfully removed from most of my actual life.

No mention of Margot Kidder’s death? RIP, the definitive Lois Lane.

White and bleach bottle blond is like the anti-ethnicity. I get why Fox likes that look so much. It’s devoid of any sort of history or culture. Manufactured.

Probably benign kidney tumor, as reported. Though a week-long stay in a hospital seems a bit excessive...as someone pointed out in the Splinter FB post, this would be an outpatient procedure for any schmuck on normal American insurance.

I miss the days when a president congratulating a nation-state on the same day said nation-state executed dozens of people would have been a scandal for weeks. Now it doesn’t even make the top five for the day! And 40ish percent of this country doesn’t fucking care.

Here’s your semi-regular reminder that Evangelicals believe the expansion of Israel’s boundaries is important because it will trigger the end times.

You get 1 “ugh” for the baseless dependency conjecture, and a full eye roll for “methinks”.

And anybody who shops in that store is saying “That’s fine with me. Here’s my money.”