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The fact this asshole tries to use a kinky lifestyle choice as a defense offends me even more. He’s trying to hide his mysogyny behind something he doesn’t get to claim.

I HATE THIS! This man was how I slept at night. I thought if anything happens to Mueller, we’ve still got Schneiderman to bring charges against Trump, and he’s rock solid.

Thanks for the daily reminder to not admire men ever, because they will fucking disappoint you in horrifying ways.

Sounds awfully close to “OBAMA.” America’s best.

This has nothing to do with anything other than Trump is in the picture, but a friend texted this to me today and it was like a cool breeze through my soul.

Of course he wants out of the Iran deal. The dude wants to have a war to add to his resume while in office and the North Korea thing is starting to fizzle out.

Goddamn, that last line is so Florida, Carl Hiaasen just filed for trademark infringement.

Call me cynical, but I’m feeling this as more 1 MILLION pounds of old antibiotcs rather than a huge cache of oxy...

Kill all your heroes.

Christalmighty, WHEN is this guy just going to go away, for ever and ever??

The various stories about Mueller trying to keep his head down ahead of the midterm elections make me wonder exactly when the money laundering indictments of Trump’s adult children will come in. I’m thinking about 10 minutes after Air Force One takes off to take the Toddler-in-Chief to Mar-a-Lago for Thanksgiving.

Lists that don’t follow a format or make any logical sense are one of by biggest editing pet peeves. For instance, when someone has a bulleted list of their responsibilities and some of the points are present-tense verbs and some are past-tense and still others are nouns...

I hate this guy. He is a menace and should be in jail.

OT: The Kennedy Center just voted to rescind the Mark Twin Prize and a lifetime achievement honor that were given to Cosby.

They didn’t even bother to remove the link from the FTC website thought the whole document and replace it with their own. These people are seriously horrible at plagiarizing.

1. Social Media Use AKA Recognizing “Fake News”
2. Opioid Abuse AKA a new failed DARE program

This woman cannot help but plagiarize everything she does.

I really, really thought that the headline was a dig at Melania for English being her second language. And I was going to say that was cheap. BUT “BE BEST” REALLY IS THE SLOGAN? I’m done. wtf.

Be Best be stupid. Be Best be making grammatical mistakes. Be Best could have been “Be Your Best” pretty easily, but Be Dumb is what the Trump Administration Be About.

Melania gonna Melania