*cannot be unseen*

...or an impressionist’s view of a Klan rally.

The echocardiogram of the nation.

I’m sorry but I’ma need some receipts for all this supposed good beyond a random anecdote about a dude you know. ICE didn’t exist until 2002 and we managed to survive up until that point. Worthwhile things like sex trafficking enforcement can be handled by other agencies, as they used to be.

“All I know is that Sarah is never going to do anything that violates her conscience... She’s never been asked to do something that violates her conscience.”

That’s a nice thought but an undocumented person might have a lot of trouble finding and paying for a lawyer.

Cute, but if he’s complicit or okay with some of the shit his buddies are pulling, yes he can fuck off too and we can get less abusive and corrupt people to take their jobs.

You hear that James Shaw Jr.? All you gotta do is praise him and he’ll get around to thanking you...

Misread this as “perineal” republican, but that could just be my subconscious because I think 45 is a fucking taint.

“Democrats say they’ll help you, but don’t do enough! So why not join us, the party that’s honest about not giving a shit about you that is actively trying to destroy you!”

Yeah, Trump literally said “What do you have to lose?” during his campaign.

Even though Democrats have been pretty bullshit at helping minorities, this perennial Republican appeal is insultingly hilarious.

I was taught by Jesuits growing up, and they were fairly ‘radical’ - the emphasis is on equality and social justice, so they were super forgiving of sin and very relaxed on traditional Christian ‘rules’, so long as you were always striving to be a good person and care for others before yourself. Very chill priests,…

I am somewhat surprised that a) Boehner had appointed a Jesuit as the House Chaplain to begin with and b) Ryan allowed him to stay this long because the Jesuits are typically more open-minded and encouraging of independent thought than other Catholic orders and also place a heavier emphasis on social justice than some…

Conroy had to go. Preaching such a radical theme of actual fairness for everyone? And then letting a Muslim speak? Oh no, can’t have any of that madness pass. No sireee, Bob Mercer.

The ‘offending’ prayer:

Sex is one thing. Abortion is another.

I know what I want for christmas now

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.