I bet dogs don’t like him.

Trump’s obsession with Hillary is so weird to me. This story has nothing to do with the Clintons, but he seems functionally incapable of even insulting someone (baselessly) without connecting them to “Crooked Hillary.”

To be clear, no *political* downside. There’s of course plenty of real world downside.

In that relationship, Trump apparently had bullied Cohen, repeatedly disrespected him, and ultimately isolated him in New York while the rest of the Trump clan moved on to Washington.

Most people will flip if the Government lets them out of trouble, even if....it means lying or making up stories.

Manafort isn’t a trueblood Trump loyalist— more of a Putin loyalist. He’s been a Russian turdpolisher for decades, as opposed to running in Trump’s clown circles, the way Cohen & Stone have.

I dunno! A good interrogator or interviewer would take advantage of his feelings of being snubbed, emphasize and remind him of all the times other people got praise that “should have been his,” and make him say to himself, “Hey wait—why am I telling myself I deserve this, or getting angry at Lewandowski or anyone…

Calling BULLSHIT on Roger Stone is like calling WET on the ocean.

Apology jewelry. Comes in a blue box. Very classy.

It is my sincerest hope that he goes full tilt trailer park drama and gives up every last morsel of juicy lawyer gossip he has. As a former trailer park denizen its actually one of the things i miss and having a suit and tie version might make me feel slightly better about this countries situation.

God, so many Fredos in Trumpworld

I’m sure it helps in the world of capitalism not to have morals too...

What is a “Tiffany?”

This post is very rude to Tiffany.

+1 clickety clack!

This is the best news I’ve heard all day. There is no one who is potentially more vengeful, petty, and vicious than Cohen could be. Once Cohen figures out he is entirely on his own, it could go one of two ways: he could button up to prove his loyalty and love, or he could go rabbit-in-the-stew-pot.

Also.... easiest way to get rich... be rich in the first place :p

Fun fact: you can eat a sleeve of crackers in an hour and still be less salty or thirsty than Michael Cohen

It’s deeply difficult to be the second-favorite child, I have to assume, but it’s inarguably worse to be the least-favorite child who might soon be rotting in prison.