I am also largely over my skinniness, and am quite satisfied with my appearance. I wish I had fully realized how physically attractive I was when I was younger. I hope that doesn’t sound douchey, I really do feel that way.

I like you am tall and slim, and I learned a long time ago to not spend time worrying about superficial bullshit, because it only makes me unhappier and that’s what other people notice more than anything else.

 it’s been inescapable for the last 24 hrs

I am shorter than that and still act like I am a giant most of the time. Also, I can get shit off of high shelves in some of the most creative ways.

So he’s been silent the rest of the day? His aides must be slipping him sedatives now to keep him from stroking out.

Witch Hunt my ass. Trump surrounded himself with nothing but a bunch of crooks. Now that shit hit the fan, most of them will get indicted for something they’ve been doing for years and it’s funny that they’ll go down just because Donald accidentally became a president. I’m lovin’ it.

Thank you for this nice bit of background. It may not surprise you to know that I know little to nothing about Utah and its people, so I’m embarrassed but happy to hear that some of my negative preconceptions of it are off-base.

Asked what would constitute a “clear indication,” McTurtle replied, “Well, firing Mueller would be a clear indication.”

Yikes, I’m not sure if I’ve never actually taken a good look at Zuckerberg or if the stress is getting to him. He’s got some full on “sick Victorian child” pallor happening.

The LDS leadership has been extremely aggressive in recent years in support of refugee assistance and, as a formerly persecuted minority religion, the need to protect other detested minority religions. (There’s a cognitive blind spot there when it comes to sexual orientations, but give it some time.) The people…

Mark Zuckerberg looks like a horror movie marionette. He is so creepy and gross.

Trump is going to bomb Syria this week, isn’t he? Or North Korea. Or Syria and North Korea. He’s too chicken to fire Mueller; he would have done it already, so he’s going to lash out at someone else.

I know. I was joking- it’s been inescapable for the last 24 hrs

The Mormons probably realized it would turn around and bite them in the ass with the polygamy and all that

For being only Tuesday, this week still has a great potential. It started feeling like global roundup is happening.

So what are the odds a cheeseburger fueled Twitter rage is what takes him down now?

Trump will fire everyone but his daughter wife.

BuzzFeed News found [anti-muslim] incidents involving Republicans since 2015 in every state but Utah,

Wait, I’m staring into his cold, dead eyes and thinking, are we absolutely certain that that was Mark Zuckerberg testifying before Congress and not Facebook’s new AI bot? I’m getting uncanny valley vibes.