Do you use a screen protector? I was a bit suspicious of them as they seemed unnecessary, but after my husband dropped and smashed his 2 week old iphone, i slapped one on mine. I’ve dropped it a few times, and the one i got apparently helps diffuse the shock somehow (I don’t know how, it’s probably a bit of plastic…

Allison Harvard/Creepy Chan? She appears to still be vaguely modelling, and has a few TV presenting things in the Phillipines?!

I definitely sing concrete bunghole whenever NY comes up in conversation. I can’t even remember the real words now.

I worked in a cinema in the UK, and I lost count of how many times people would answer “..and what drink would you like?” with “yes.”

I was at IKEA over the weekend, and saw a fully grown man doing circuits around the sofas on one of these. If shopping for sofas bores you so much, do it online and stop getting in my way.