You know, that looks like a decent and civilised landing point once Kinja hits. Fucked if I'll be hanging around here after that. Will keep Pajiba in mind.

All babies are cute, obviously, but damn I do love a mixed race baby. It's like they're cute but they're already also interesting. Which makes them cutest of all. They're like "I'm a new thing" and I'm like "hug you."

Holy shit that original figure is far too much for a person on that income. The Trumpcare figure is abominable. Your country fucking sucks.

Goddamnit, Bumknuckle. It's been 15 hours now. Where's the fucking punchline?

Well, sure. Most coasts are wet.

You are great. I love this.

Underground is one of his best 80's songs.

Super true. "Tonight" is easily the career nadir. He's doing reggae-lite on that one. It's nigh-on unlistenable. "Never Let Me Down" has a couple of okay moments.

When I was about seven years old I was in the video store reading the back cover of the Labyrinth VHS and the blurb said something along the lines of "Sarah (Jennifer Connelly) must go into the labyrinth and confront Jareth the Goblin King (MEGASTAR David Bowie)."

I booked an August flight on Qatar Airways, going through Doha, a couple of days before this whole blockade started… I don't know if it's worth the risk.

The article's bullshitting us about that. It's not really how it's presented in the video clip.

She was doing just that. Well, having a light snack, anyway, and that part isn't racially loaded at all - the watermelon signifies "summer time fun bright & happy colours". She also eats ice cream.

Adam West & Burt Ward's dvd commentary for the 1966 Batman movie is one for the ages. It features so much Adam West dick swinging. All those years later he still patronises Ward in the most terrible way. It's a delight to hear. Also, it has this exchange:
WARD: "Holy formaldehyde! We’re both preserved!"
WEST: "It's not…

Those bastards!

I live in a small town and prefer to watch movies during the day, so I see a lot of movies where I'm the only person there. The best was Mad Max: Fury Road because it meant I got to swear at the screen. At one point I got so excited I stood up and just yelled "yeaaah!"

Haha. Whoops, sorry. So it is. I'm airport travelling and drunk in the morning, so not quite all there.

Yup. The solution is not "the past decades of sex were bad." It's "this is what I want now."

Especially given that duct tape or a traditional fabric rag would work better as a symbolic gag. They are the politically weighted symbols of being silenced. There's no need to bring kink into the joke.

I love this story even though I know how awful it must have been for you, and I'm sorry for that. But no upvote until you name the film. 'Cos now I'm fascinated.

I hate to perpetuate Facebook memes, but one I really liked was:
"That moment your girlfriend picks up your phone…