I'm just seeing an "Account Suspended" page at that Milo link. I do not have a problem with that.

Maybe she's vegan?

You mean my Baby's Day Out reenactments are aging poorly? Damnit! I've left so many babies alone at so many building sites…

"…And so after the ignominy of featuring as "guest vocalist" on a failed Sublime single, Stefani knew that purist ska-punk was not the way forward. Ha ha, she would look to the example of Debbie Harry and ramp up the sex appeal! Ha ha…"

I wouldn't know. Haven't seen it.

Not so much an act of vocal protest because I try not to go on about it. More along the lines of a disinterest in financially supporting the careers of abusers when I have other options.

I know, I know. But there are so many movies…

Ah well, fuck him then. Like I say, there are so, so many other movies to watch instead. I still haven't seen Sunset Boulevard or The Third Man or Mr Turner or Road House or Zodiac, so I'll be fine.

Oh no. I was going to watch El Topo sometime this week. Should I not?

Not always. See Shortbus for example. But yeah, more often than not.

Thanks. That is in no way intuitive from visiting the site.

I get how decentralised it is which is part of why it just seems so bewildering to navigate. I mean, where exactly am I meant to go without prior knowledge of where the good stuff is?

You and your high school friends should sue the producers of Osmosis Jones. Either for stealing your idea or for making such a shitty movie.

That would explain the inclusion of Little Green Bag, which for me will always be more associated with K-Tel's Goofy Greats than with Reservoir Dogs. It just sounds weird when Little Green Bag doesn't lead into The Lion Sleeps Tonight.

That's how it is sometimes. I've been in this new job in a new town for 18 months now and I still wake up every Tuesday morning dreading my weekly meeting with the manager, even though by all accounts I'm doing a fine job. When you spend enough time telling yourself you're a piece of shit it's hard to imagine other…

You okay? Sounded lately like you've been on the upswing.

Pence: "Well, it seems there ain't much difference between a bridge and a wall… Would a bridge be more affordable?"

Holy shit, that really would be a brilliantly calculated move. If Trump's team planned, like 18 months ago, to send Pence to Hamilton on this particular date, in order to obscure media coverage of Trump's court settlement. Hamilton tickets are so rare that's like some Deep Blue levels of plotting.

Twisted Sister? Those gals are alright!

That's what we had in the early nineties. It was way better than fuckwits throwing around terms like "cuck" and "feminazi" just because they think it's funny.