I’ve heard that he cannot palm a golf ball.

Part-owner Magic Johnson thinks they should see if Bryce Harper is available.

“We wholeheartedly agree transfer day sucks.”

If only they had that much soccer...

Ouch, that’s gonna be a 3 tenths deduction.

“the referee decided to cancel the rest of the game in lieu of the pitch invasion”

All I have to do is watch 5 min of Fellaini acting like a total douche to hate them again.

Soccer is probably properly rated, but you were remiss for not mentioning keeper gloves, which probably rival any single piece of hockey gear for smelliness. My god, do they stink.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

The NY Knicks have reportedly offered Juventus 130 Million Euros for the rights to Paul Pogba.

They were Western Conference Finalists. How is that not worthy of a banner?

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.