Let’s not forget he has a Penis nose. If you look at the tip of his nose, that’s the head. I can’t look at any picture of him now and NOT see it.

Not facetious. It’s been proven that the death penalty isn’t a deterrent to crime, so it’s really just about good ol’ eye for an eye bible thumpin’ “justice.”

As I mentioned to my kids, it is possible to do both, even at the same time. Crying and fighting aren’t mutually exclusive.

Yep. And also why is it that the most ardent pro-lifers are also pro death penalty? Shouldn’t abolishing the death penalty be a plank in their pro-life platform? (I’m super pro choice and anti death penalty, myself)

If 14 years is the maximum, he was sentenced to 3.3% of that and served 1.7% of his sentence.

And while you’re going through chemo and barfing in the toilet and shaving your head, YOU CAN STILL MOTHERFUCKING CRY ABOUT IT. There’s no rule that says everyone has to feel a certain way, in a certain timeframe.

You don’t get to tell anyone how they should feel.

Apropos of nothing: There was some instagram post, I think by Gisele, that showed her sitting in a makeup chair being faffed by a staff of people while she was breastfeeding and she made this big deal about how she was “multitasking” which, um, no bitch you aren’t. You get to sit in a chair while a staff of dozens…

That’s the one! It’s awful!

Don’t forget those massive knit blankets made with roving! (And they’ll felt on first wash and become an expensive dog blanket!)

Not gonna lie - I cried for a bit mostly over the lace work I had to rip off the needles because he started pulling it off .

I love it!

Plate of shrimp - I’m watching The West Wing right now. Just finished the kidnapping/vp pick of cowboy Bob. It’s my happy place and I’m pretending it’s the news.

I’m a HUGE DM fan and I love this cover .

Not a lawyer but I know that if he represents himself during the guilt phase of his trial he cannot appeal using ineffective counsel as the reason for appeal.

If Idris Elba were our mall Santa, move outta the way kids, mommy needs to sit on Santa’s lap! And ask Santa to bring me Idris Elba for Christmas!

Kellyann Conway said on Anderson Cooper last night that he had been briefed before the call. And you know it’s a lie becaus if he’s been briefed that call wouldn’t have happened.

Adding to your comment - while I’m ignorant of most foreign policy, I’m humble enough to admit it and would ask for help from the appropriate folks. I’ve been hired for jobs that were a bit of a reach and I availed myself of help wherever I could get it and more importantly, I asked questions of the knowledgeable…

With their tongues.

My holiday dish is a potatoes au gratin that is layers of Yukon gold potatoes, crème fraiche (made in advance), gruyère, and salt/pepper. SO FUCKING GOOD. I’m stuffed still from dinner 4 hours ago and I’m considering eating some of the leftovers.