The Miami Beach Police Department had to immediately release Jonathan Lyndale Kirk when his lawyer, Johnny Castle, Esq. swept in, reminded Detective Briscoe that “nobody puts Da Baby on that corner” and promptly walked out, client in hand.

Mine shaves about 9 hours a day off my life. 

I saw that headline somewhere and immediately wondered what white man wrote that shit.

So, while it might look funny, that guy is probably stressed to the absolute max.

Thankfully, the one writer I tend to follow at the new “Deadspin” has given a good counterpoint: https://deadspin.com/naomi-osaka-was-bullied-out-of-the-french-open-1847007451

Not a driver and not at Amazon, but I worked as a sorter (“pick-off” was the title, but that makes no sense to those who don’t work there) in the warehouse for another shipping company and I had a boss who would intentionally let me get overwhelmed to the point of doing this because he thought me yelling like that was…

I like how he brushes over the mental health aspect in one sentence then writes the entire rest of the article as if mental health was not a key part of this discussion. 

Lol, what?

Stacey dash came crawling back; Omarosa acted high handed and then snitched out to sell a book.

I almost choked on my water reading this last bit. Fantastic.

This. What a fucking mess. Takes balls to state it blatantly like that - with no possible avenue for contradictory views. Fucking coward.

What a jackass tho. The writer cites multiple athletes doing the same “nonsense” or “stunt” but he just for the life of him can’t understand that if athletes (including Michael Jordan) keep doing it then maybe there’s a media problem we should look into....?? He just seems like a clown

Lot’s of people writing about something called “Deadspin.” Is that a fictional website? There used to be a reasonably good one with that name but it’s been gone for years.

He got the balls to say that with the comments shut down too.

I saw that and I think its a testament to how long I’ve been reading The Root that I initially thought it was an attempt at satire.  

Have you seen some of these interviews? Some small potatoes idiot reporter always has to ruin it by pushing buttons to get a rise out of someone who is likely emotionally disregulated - especially tennis players who literally have only themselves out on the court. We have a much better understanding of the effects of…

Also fuck Billie Jean King for her comments on this matter. Congratulations tennis you just chased away the biggest draw in your sport. Oh Fuck Piers Morgan in his crusty asshole with a rusty chainsaw

Your group sounds like the dicks in that situation. So you made some poor chefs begin 16 orders and then walked out because you couldn’t stop yelling inside when asked?

Inside their establishment, absolutely they do.

Do I think people loudly talking on speakerphone is annoying as shit? Yes! I barely want to hear my own phone conversations, much less yours! That’s why God, who previously did not exist, came into existence just to invent text messaging toward the end of last century, and then disappeared back into his previous…