there’s always a few of  you fuckers, tell us about when you stopped watching tv too

Turns out not everyone lives near local places or can afford them. Sorry we are all not like you and can afford that luxury.

I’m sorry that has been your experience, but I disagree that pre-mixed bags of egg solution approximates the texture of actual eggs. Especially when the round egg is an egg cracked and cooked onsite.

How many Popeyes locations are open for breakfast? Is it just airport locations? This is the first time I’ve heard of Popeyes serving breakfast. It’s probably the reason why they’re so low on the list. If only a few locations serve breakfast, it doesn’t make sense to spend the money on developing a better sandwich. 

“No, poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric.” -Dennis Hopper, Speed

How is it even possible to victimize yourself when you have this much money?

Well, at least they decided to keep it as desaturated and colorless as the first season. Who exactly is it in Hollywood that keeps saying, “You know, what people really want to look at is dark, ugly visuals”?

welcome to the 2023 AV CLUB!

Yeah it kinda sucks when you look back at some of the crap he was involved in over the last few years and realise he was just trying to get as much done as he could before he wasn’t able to anymore.

Its a shame we’ll never get another top tier Willis flick. 

If anyone hasn’t seen it, I highly recommend Death Becomes Her. Not only is it an absolutely hilarious movie with groundbreaking effects that still mostly hold up well, with Willis killing it in an against-type role, but after his condition was revealed, the movie’s ending now takes on an incredibly moving new meaning…

That’s very sweet! I was expecting the traditional stone soup story, where the person shows up in the village, builds a fire, starts a pot with water and a stone and announces an intention to make soup from the stone to the disbelieving villagers, and eventually says “If only we had some potatoes, the soup would be…

I always theorized that it was like some sort of bidet.  One was to clean, the other was the water afterwards and the third one would be a perfume type thing. 

When I was a kid in the 90's we had a phone in the bathroom. It really wasn’t that weird.

Wired phones in bathrooms were common enough (especially in older Hollywood homes — I guess it was a craze at some point. I’ve been to friends’ houses built in the ‘70s and all the bathrooms have wired phones.) We also had wireless (non-mobile phones) in the 90s in houses and people carried them around when at home…

This. And it’s why I can’t even “drive through” anymore. It’s ridiculous. 

Hate the playa, not the g(r)am(m)e(r)

IMO chains usually start out pretty well, they get popular, go public and oversaturate. Eventually the ENDLESS REVENUE GROWTH, grinds to a halt, then the Bain Capitals of the world move in, give themselves huge salaries, cut everything (except prices) to the bone, stock their kitchens w/ the @#$$test dog food grade…

I remembered when they first opened before the huge expansion and good god, were they good. The chicken was delectable, they carved it to make the sandwiches and everything was freshly made. I remember their red dill potatoes were probably the best thing I ever ate potato wise at one time.

At this rate, I’d be surprised if Boston Market made it past 2024. 

I really liked marie calendars for a while. Their chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, and gravy was great because the gravy came in a separate bag so the breaded chicken and mashed potatoes had an opportunity to keep their crispness/firm up. Then they switched it to just being poured over top of the chicken and it was way…