Now moving forward to 2020, they have those Ouija board rugs. Don’t get a Roomba if you have one. You’ll come back from work and find that the stupid thing has been summoning spirits accidentally!

Fuck it, we need more of these people to speak up because they love losing their jobs or anonymity.

on Sunday, social media was a-twitter (see what we did there?)

Pray for his enemies?!

respect my rights and no one else’s

That seems like it might be good for some, but not me. But maybe fresh mozzarella. So thanks it got my head to a solution. 

Oh hey, look! Here’s a whole, brand-spanking new study! Just came out this week! From the Brennan Center for Justice:

Giving her potentially too much credit, she knew this would happen and the only thing that gives her joy anymore is causing her shitty husband misery.

Forget the eurotrash escort pretending to be a former supermodel. Trump’s bloated, sweaty face looks like it’s about to pop.

Everything about his look is just too perfect. Like he uses a protractor and a compass to get his beard just so. I’m also guessing he expects women to say thank you when he walks by. 

I’m fine with all of the pumpkin spice coffees and sweets, but can we all agree to get it out of the beers? I hate pumpkin beers, absolutely abhor them. 

an overweight Lex Luthor doing blackface.

Some how, I’m kind of grossed out by him. 

https://verysmartbrothas.theroot.com/why-do-black-republicans-usually-have-such-bad-haircuts-1828553840

I haven’t seen not ONE black republican male who has a decent barber. Hairlines are always fucked up. I don’t care if it’s damn near center mass at the top of their head, it’s always super crooked. Do they even have black barbers? Or do they go to Supercuts? Now don’t get me wrong, there’s a spot on the south side of…

The only thing I hate more than the Chrysler 300, is this monster.

we can leave our windows (and sometimes our doors) cracked all summer long. The downside? Flies buzzing around. All day, every day.

I’ve been doing pretty much nothing else during quarantine...

There definitely are some people who are nostalgic for “the old days” when things weren’t safe. I saw some Boomers on Facebook showing a picture of a jungle gym from the 50s or 60s with no rubber mats or anything, going, “We didn’t have safety measures and I survived.” And it had to be pointed out to them that plenty…

This reminds me of all those comedians with bits along the lines of, “Man, kids these days are so soft and coddled. When I was young no one wore seatbelts, parents drove drunk with their children in the car and we played with lawn darts.” And it’s like, yeah, that’s not a good thing, man. Not selling lawn darts to…