Caramel candy corn is the only candy corn I like. It takes me an entire year to eat a bag on my own. 

I can’t even think of someone who had good benefits like an actual employee screwing this up by being this stupid.
There used to be a time where companies had a seemingly endless supply of contract drivers and would cut them loose for looking crazy.

Essential workers said “Fuck this” and now contract driver companies…

Like most Amazon drivers, he was a contract workers. He had none of that.

There’s someone on Twitter who spear-headed the prevention of this once he got a whiff of him angling for money. 

I’m 41 and remember walking into a barber shop and they were playing *that* video on their TV and selling copies of it. That was approximately 20 years ago. 

I finished Midnight Mass and now I’m wondering if Lily Rabe and Hamish Linklater compared notes at home between the two characters.
Rabe’s character in AHS ended with a “You dumb pathetic broad”.

Their minis are always ashy/bloomed and devoid of any flavor besides the butyric acid taste. 

I’m on the 5th episode of Midnight Mass, but I just finished part 1 of the latest season of American Horror Story. Both have the same theme but one is rooted in Catholicism and the other in artistry and science.
At least Midnight Mass is more fleshed out than AHS, but this genre is tiresome. 

The “eyes” were a comical relief to a horrifying scene.

This would have made so much more sense if we knew the age and location of the commenters.

Whoa there...one of those professions is not like the other at all.

According to the map, it’s the most hated in the UK. The data plucked from the article is allover the place.

The hot dog buns sold at my local grocery store’s bakery has a base wide enough to stand on it’s own. You split it yourself, is this the same?

Around %80 of the actors in “13 Reasons Why” looked like late teenagers because the cast was so large, but since this doesn’t have the same wide cast and multiple distracting and absurd storylines, it’s concentrated weirdness. 

Someone mentioned that movie in another comment and now this movie is even more weird. It’s not easy to adapt Broadway shows to traditional movies.

I never read the book, but there are some things (OK, MANY) things in the show finale  I don’t understand.

You are correct. I’m saying Platt doesn’t have that. He unintentionally looks like an old man playing a kid. I wasn’t clear. 

I can’t stand when most people stick their face over my food or hover over me when I’m eating.
I usually eat in my office at my desk. The part of my desk I eat at has a high shelf for confidentially issues so someone has to lean over that to see what I’m eating if they catch me mid-bite.
I’ve had to throw my food away…

He unintentionally looks like Jack.