He looks, sounds, and has the name of an old school Marvel villain. If someone told me he wears a pinky ring, the first thing I would do is look around his feet for a cat.

Will do! 

I’ve never seen this man’s profile and I never want to see it again. It’s just as ocularly offensive as his fellow old Republicans with coochies, turkey wattles, and Tony the Turtle “chins.”
Even if nothing “sticks” it’s still out there and no one will want to touch him with a 10-foot poll.

He’s being losing weight and showing off his progress, but I didn’t know he had the legs of a 13-year old girl.

They’re either that or a print of a Magic Eye 3D poster we obsessed over in the 90s.

In response, GM vowed to quadruple the amount of advertising dollars to go toward Black-owned media outlets between now and 2025.

Aww Lord, you finna mess up my weekend of catching up on current shows and movies. One time for the slap heard across The Milky Way Galaxy.

The only reason why I left off I’m Gonna Git You Sucka is because Hollywood Shuffle and Meteor Man were listed. Unlike Spike Lee movies, I consider Robert Townsend to be a packaged deal Black cinema. All of them count.

A few people I know believed this and I couldn’t understand why. When the song came out Charlie Wilson was knee-deep into Bolivian Marching Powder and making videos in the hot ass Sun in head-to-toe leather with a Jheri Curl and making a diss track about Prince.
If anything, I need for him to explain this #alphet

I was going to make a comment about him being a sponsor-whore, but then I thought 1 airing of his nut-dusting powder commercial paid for that man’s engagement ring, so good for him.

Imitation of Life is all of the tears and all of the emotions. I didn’t even realize Roots wasn’t on either list and neither is A Soldier’s Story. 

Just like the first list, this list consists of Black movies from your generation and lacks good Black movies that weren’t that mainstream, but resonate to this day. These are just a few:

Three years later, and this comment still makes me giggle. I wonder if he’s this awful on an annual basis. He’s the pale doughy version of the Mucinex mascot.

You wrote this whole ass article, quoted “dubiastic”, but didn’t mention Stoney Jackson at all?

We know you know your audience. You don’t have to pretend and pacify us with fairy tales.

I’ve never heard so many people say “It’s a girl!” that wasn’t related to a gender reveal party or birth. 

If it isn’t a prank I’m tired of these oversized, combatively white veneers. 

I’m happy for her (seriously, love gets harder to find the older you get) I’m just waiting on the last season of “Claws” to debut.

Nike is overcorrecting and is figuratively flipping their own car. They need to chill out. They’ve already weathered one controversy this month and can’t risk all eyes on them.

This article must be recirculating on the Interwebs because people don’t check the dates of when articles are posted.