How are we supposed to trick people if we can’t lie to them?!

Posting again to say STOP WATCHING THEIR SHOW. BOYCOTT TLC. TWEET THEM. MAKE THIS UNCOMFORTABLE.

Get this fucking family off tv please

Either it’s an allowance and you’re treating your wife the same way you would treat a child, or it’s a bonus and you’re treating your wife the same way you would treat an employee. These are not great options.

Isn’t that how RBG enters every room?

(T)Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.

She really should have done the decent Republican thing and just inherited all her money.

i can’t even read this because reading gets in the way of making babies

They obviously didn’t think that the critic was objective enough in his reviews and injected too much of his own opinion.

These guys are like the Steely Dan of restaurant owners.

Angry straight people:

“Now”? They were always self-centered and vapid. The only good thing about this show was the women’s propensity to walk out on bad dates with little to no excuse. That part was uplifting once in a while.

I wish they would do a Hocus Pocus 2 instead.

Golden Girls the movie??? would watch

“I find it particularly ironic...that the anti-abortion community would choose to use one of the staples of murder, actual bombs, to spread their pro-life message.”

Crying Through Botox is the name of my new indie rock band.

"Actually, using vintage appliances is kind of contrary to the spirit of the 50s design, which was all about new, exciting technology which would revolutionize your life."