Dude, even if the server and the owner were formerly involved, it doesn't mean that the workplace, in front of paying customers, is a good forum for that kind of behavior. Especially from the owner of the place.

Only the guests could see that behavior, so they were kind of privy to it. That behavior, even putting aside any feminist notions, is unprofessional as hell and guests shouldn't see that. Some guests actually get offended by that as much as, if not more so, than whether or not their server was slow to refill their…

I almost feel bad for laughing at that, but dude. DUDE. Slow asshole tries to escape at ~1 MPH paints a hilarious picture.

Bonne Bell Lip Smacker Dr. Pepper and Coca-Cola Cherry are my forever lip balms. Hands down. I like the color, the feel of them, the smell, the taste—just everything.

Bonne Bell Lip Smacker Dr. Pepper and Coca-Cola Cherry are my forever lip balms. Hands down. I like the color, the…

Agreed, also their Cherry Coca-Cola one is off the chain! I like both of those for color, smell, taste, and moisturizing. I rarely wear lipstick now because of them!

Agreed, also their Cherry Coca-Cola one is off the chain! I like both of those for color, smell, taste, and…

They probably got commemorative flasks that say that, you know.

Well from what I saw in that video, the kickback also made their boobs jiggle and bounce. So.... yeah.

That just looks like every neoconservative's fantasy come true, god.

Thank you, that was what I instantly thought reading the title! Man, I remember this image but I did not remember that crazed look in Palin's eyes. Brr.

Nah likely not, I did that shit solo to avoid subjecting others to my prolific cursing while immolating shit. Plus it's nice having no witnesses when I pettily try to make someone who dumped me no longer exist. But hell yeah, getting rid of that old shit is so refreshing, y'all got the right idea.

Yeah, this has actually happened to me, but thankfully I wasn't arrested or shit. But I was super pissed and I had to burn things and I didn't want my house to catch fire so the park sounded like a good idea. (The officer was a woman and she was just like "girllll I feel you, just put that fire out and we good".)

Getting piss-drunk, taking off all my clothing, and cooking shit in the kitchen while screeching/singing along with the Van Halen songs I'm blasting in my house. My cats hide under my bed the whole time. I'm glad I have no neighbors.

WORD. I've burned a lot of love letters, man. It's cathartic shit. (Don't do it at 1 AM in a public park though or you might have police out asking you what the fuck you're doing..... or so I've heard)

Right? I got a little angry when I saw "designer pima cotton T-shirts". I'm too broke for that shit if I'm eyeing $12 shirts like they're smoking crack, and I'm 28 years old, dammit.

Dude I think I made these once when I was really drunk. But like with Cinnamon Toast Crunch instead because I might be drunk but I'm not a fucking heathen.

Elegant and yet blunt. I dig it

Shoulda countered with "I might not be Allstate, but your ass'll be in good hands"

Man, I thought my hair routine was complicated (curly hair is a gift and a curse all at once). But then I remember how much time and energy and money went into, say, 19th century hairstyles and I just feel sloppy all over again, ugh.

Dude's hair looks like a truffula tree, oh my god