Trump thinks Goofus is the best and Gallant is a loser.

Hey, it’s Chris Pratt who married Katherine Schwa..an..neg.. (Not Pine, the other Chris P. - hehehehe crispy)

The story remains equally boring with this edit. Sorry in advance for everything.

Because people are stupid?

Search and Rescue helicopter pilot guy here. In case any of you are wondering if this will happen to you after falling off a cliff face or something and needing an airlift, it won’t if they do their jobs right. In the organization I fly with you have to use a line attached to the litter that’s held by a member of the…

North Bergen is a B district finanical group, with A being the poorest and J being the richest.

I’m disgusted, this money could have been spent on football.

I will just point out that Wakanda is in Africa and Jaguars are from America.

I’d say that it’s more likely he left without paying and threatened to report the attendant to ICE if she complained.

Let’s be honest, the NFL excuse makes it easy to say no and not have to play with Maroon 5.

Kevin Hart might be available to warm up the crowd

That’s just a call duck. Looks like it is tuckered out, hence being rather chill. Call ducks are very talkative and loud.

The man was a 22-year-old veteran cop

That’s not a cow; it’s a steer. A cow is a female that has had at least one calf. A heifer is an non calved female. A steer is a castrated male. A bull still has his balls.

Is this really doxxing? If you post something on Facebook, it’s the equivalent of renting a billboard, printing up a big sign and putting your name and contact information in big letters at the bottom.

You understand that it’s not “doxxing” to repeat information that someone has already willingly made public, right?  I know Gizmodo/Gawker and issues of online privacy and consent have a perilous relationship, but you still can’t just make up a new meaning for a word when it fits your narrative (unless, perhaps, you…

- narration from the upcoming Werner Herzog documentary about this guy

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

For me, a real scientist/engineer will *NEVER* care about painting their face like a clown to conform to ridiculous societal conventions; firstly, just because of the sheer amount of time such preparations require. And that goes for men and women.

Given Steve Jobs’ reputation as impossible to work for and his less-than-stellar opinions on medicine, at least those parts of the comparison hold up.