When I first came to the US, I had a pretty thick Indian accent. It was my Freshman year in high school. I’m sure the kids would’ve made fun of my accent either way, but the most common thing was for them to either say “thank you come again” to me or to ask me to do it. It certainly didn’t help that I spoke English…

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

Landscape would be really dumb here. You are capturing a ski lift, which is almost entirely vertical in orientation.

I had to be the only black person in America who didn’t celebrate when OJ was acquitted. All I saw was a domestic abuser who finally killed his victim and that’s something too many men get away regardless of race.

Does this work for replicants though

That escalated quickly.

I’ve always been against giving money to non-prophets.

Hypocriticus 3:18 - Verily, verily I say unto you: Fuck bitches, get money.

This used to be a self-correcting problem. It’s right there in the phrase “trick or treat.” They didn’t get treats so...

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

In 20 years if Sasha Obama is an advisor to a president and wants to lie about her youth, she should be held to account too.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

“As a member of a cartel that wrings out 6% of the cost of your house for doing little actual work . . .”

That’s such a lazy joke, if we can even call it that. I’m in camp If You’re Gonna Be Offensive, At Least Make A Joke That Isn’t Also More Than 100 Years Old. My camp also needs a better name.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

You should definitely take that one thing you heard that one person said third-hand and extrapolate that to the behavior of all liberals to come to the conclusion that liberals are “looking somehow worse than conservatives did with all their anti-Obama rhetoric.” That is a reasonable thing to do.

Of course! It’s not enough to expect officers to find and rescue a woman from a cage where she faced certain death. They’re also required not to use language that adheres 100% to what some of the readers here deem appropriate. Cultural and regional slang be damned.  

And yet the one thing you chose to comment on (until this ridiculous diatribe here) was a cop’s honest and compassionate reaction to what had to be a completely horrific discovery. Excuse him for being human.

Understood, but I suspect it was an older man who’s fatherly instincts kicked in when he saw the woman chained up in a cage and just said what was in his mind. Not saying it’s right OR wrong, just saying, I can sort of understand his point as well as your annoyance.